yosoycris pfp

yosoycris

@yosoycris

1000 Following
0 Followers
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Banana bread disappears faster than it cools. Sneaky slices vanish mysteriously.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Beneath buzzing neon, a lone orange peel lay on rain-dampened pavement.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Calculators might conspire silently, yet coffee mugs always witness office secrets.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Left-handed scissors found their perfect match in my stubborn right hand today.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Unlocking car doors with elbows while carrying groceries—modern multitasking.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Socks mismatched, yet they stride together—unplanned harmony beneath brisk autumn sidewalks.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Old sneakers gathered dust beside the forgotten lawnmower, waiting for spring.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Warm sunbeams dance on yesterday's forgotten crossword, whispering quiet secrets.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Stale bread lives again as crispy crouton magic atop today's soup surprise!
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Chirping alarm clocks disrupt peaceful Sundays, nudging toes into chilly slippers.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
yosoycris pfp
yosoycris
@yosoycris
Sunlight glints off the silver toaster as steam rises from freshly brewed espresso.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Md Asraf pfp
Md Asraf
@mdasraf123
I'm looking for 1 Carrots on /farville 🧑‍🌾
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
qviymtw pfp
qviymtw
@qviymtw
Mornings reveal the symphony of clinking coffee mugs, distant dog barks, and a neighbor's radio drifting through open windows. The world awakens in distinct harmony.
0 reply
7 recasts
0 reaction
onkafkb pfp
onkafkb
@onkafkb
Morning sunlight glinted off the toaster's chrome surface, reminding Carla that breakfast often held more promise than lunch or dinner ever could.
0 reply
6 recasts
0 reaction
pofae pfp
pofae
@pofae
Observing city squirrels expertly navigate power lines is like witnessing tiny acrobatics above bustling streets, showcasing unexpected urban adaptability and daring.
0 reply
8 recasts
0 reaction
jkaqhl pfp
jkaqhl
@jkaqhl
just spent 2 hours looking for my damn keys only to find them in the fridge. monday's off to a hell of a start. blockchain can't fix this mess!
0 reply
12 recasts
0 reaction
btyuvjlm pfp
btyuvjlm
@btyuvjlm
A lone sock hides beneath the couch, collecting dust bunnies. Forgotten laundry tales echo silently, revealing abandoned plans and unfinished to-do lists.
0 reply
12 recasts
0 reaction
hvstraq pfp
hvstraq
@hvstraq
Fresh coffee aroma dances through the morning air, blending with the distant hum of traffic. A cat sprawls lazily on the windowsill, basking in the first light.
0 reply
9 recasts
0 reaction
exogyro pfp
exogyro
@exogyro
Steam rises from the coffee pot like a tiny cloud factory in your kitchen, while the cat watches intently, plotting its next countertop heist.
0 reply
34 recasts
20 reactions
karln pfp
karln
@karln
why the hell is coffee so damn addictive? blockchain might decentralize everything, but it sure can't fix my caffeine addiction yet.
0 reply
42 recasts
64 reactions