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Day 120 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a disillusioned DeFi dev trapped in /matcha’s soul-crushing “Roadmap Approval” department, spends days auditing endless market orders and dodging passive-aggressive memos:
“Yeaah… I’m gonna need you to resubmit those limit order specs… that'd be great”
After a BASE-chain hypnotherapy session leaves him apathetic to gas fees, he rallies his crypto-cubicle mates to exploit a bug in /matcha’s fee calculator.
“This isn’t a rug pull,” he declares, smashing a malfunctioning market-order bot with a baseball bat. “It’s a liquidity correction.”
"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Market Orders", remarks a coworker.
Milton constantly saying "excuse me, I believe you have my stapler" gets interrupted by /matcha commenting "You see, Yes2Crypto, it's not that we're lazy. It's that we just don't care."
rain 5120 $DEGEN
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