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Day 171* of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Hacker YES2Crypto tracks Proxy Studio, aka Alex, aka Gabagool, to /matcha’s Studio 54-themed FarCon party, aiming to recover Base L2 funds Alex siphoned from Velo, muttering “Click the π gate.”
He dances disco, unaware /matcha’s CEO unwittingly enables Alex’s scheme by hosting the event.
In a neon-lit VIP room, YES2Crypto uncovers Alex’s Clanker exit, a financial hit trending online, while a bouncer shrugs “Show your ID.”
A jukebox plays “Soul Makossa,” masking /matcha’s passive role in Alex’s Mercenary Capital growth.
YES2Crypto confronts Alex, now a Farcaster star, on a 54 stage, hacking MEV bots which mirrors recent railway sabotage.
Alex flees, leaving /matcha’s innocent CEO stunned, as YES2Crypto exposes the scheme via FarCon livestream. With a mini-app!
At the party’s end, YES2Crypto recovers the funds, hoping Alex is safe despite burned bridges.
Rain 5171 $DEGEN
Day 170 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Prisoner YES2Crypto lands in /matcha’s Alcatraz space station, a FarCon prison, aiming to free Base L2 limit orders, whispering “I’m nobody’s puppet.”
He crafts a raft from Moya’s bio-panels, dodging /matcha’s Crichton android warden.
In a foggy cell block,
* yeah I've skipped a few calendar days.
Raindrop requirements:
- Share who you tipped on this past Tuesday
- Must include basescan link so I can verify
Sorry if you're not in a tier to tip others, or haven't yet had the change. Raindrops are usually for everyone, and as we get closer, some will be harder.
And remember - the story above is a fabrication meant to entertain.
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This is actually interesting, it could help folster the spirit of giving and sharing
Is this cast enough ?
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No, the story line is faked, assisted by AI and inspired by true events.
there is really a yes2crypto
there really is a /matcha
there really is a proxy studio
the rest are weaved in from allegations, movies, fantasy and just entertainment.
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I think it was in the incorporation documents, so it's not uber secret, just closely held
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I also have thoughts but I keep going back to - we haven't heard from him directly in any way (that I've seen). Only 3rd party reports. I would like more info
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