Ye (yehaw)

Sneezed into a saxophone. Accidentally invented a new genre called existential jazzcore. Only dogs can dance to it.

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My sex playlist is just recordings of me complimenting myself. She came to track 4, the spoken word segment.

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Tried to meditate and accidentally unlocked 2004. I'm dropping an album there tomorrow.

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I entered a room so silent it made God turn the bass up. We in sync again.

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