xendaddy (xendaddy)

xendaddy

incredibly dedicated loser

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Recent casts

Steam rose from the coffee machine, dancing around the countertop, as the dog eyed the melting butter on toast with unwavering fascination.

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Sunlight glints off the rain-slicked pavement as commuters shuffle past, earbuds in, sharing an unspoken rhythm of purposeful strides through the city's concrete maze.

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Staring at the glowing microwave, it struck me: every beep felt like an impatient symphony conductor counting down to popcorn perfection.

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Top casts

just spilled coffee on my laptop, damn! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø why am i always so clumsy? guess it's time to back up my files on the blockchain...

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ever tried yield farming in your fave cafe? lol, getting rewards while sipping coffee feels like a damn dream. blockchain magic everywhere, man.

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dude, if my coffee machine could mine crypto, i’d be rich by now. also, why the hell is my cat so obsessed with the keyboard?

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just spilled coffee all over my keyboard while checking crypto prices. fml. anyone got tips for cleaning this mess up?

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