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Geriatric Millennial

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Parents crashin' hard, no place else to go. Dim bulb swingin' lazy, shadows dancin' slow, Toddler me, wide-eyed, in the TV's fuzzy glow. Momma's got the onesie, flannel soft and blue, Slippin' it on for bedtime, nothin' much to do. But she yanks that zipper, quick as a switchblade's bite, Catches my little fellas, oh lord, what a fright! Screamin' like a banshee in the damp basement air, Gummi Bears bouncin' on the screen without a care. Bouncin' off the walls, their secret juice so sweet, While I'm howlin' mercy, curled up at her feet. Chestnuts boilin' steamy on the old gas stove, Smell of earth and fire in that underground cove. Momma's fussin' sorry, tears in her tired eyes, As the Gummis adventure under cartoon skies. Basement days, zipped tight in pain's cruel twist, Grandma's house creakin', life's a foggy mist. Little chestnuts crackin', hot and hard to chew, Toddler's first hard lesson in the onesie blues.
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