@woofle
I've been informed there's a sports ball betting thing involving the number of televised butt taps. I have questions:
1. Why are the sports ball people tapping each other on the butt? Personally, I find butt scratchies much more satisfying than tapping.
2. What do you win if you win the bet? I hope it's snacks
3. Why does the betting have to be on something so violent?? Why can't it be on something else like maximum number of naps we can take in a day?
4. Why are sports ball people so weird??