panera hasn’t moved with the speed of inflation. and i’m not talking about price - i’m talking about portions. “you pick 2” was an obama era innovation. we need “you pick 3”. we are fat as hell now guys.

Asian Moms Take Easter Seriously 😆 ✌️✅ /asianverified

Testing the waters with Filipino customer service agents 👀 I had a blast opening for the OG Pinoy Comedy Superstar Rex Navarette last night in Seattle for basically my first legit stand up set and look forward to the next. ✌️✅ /asianverified

The last one is for experts 😩 ✌️✅ /asianverified

Fresh outta Kumon 😭🥀 (Asian ICE Agent) ✌️✅ /asianverified

at least once a week i look over at my wife in the middle of something we’re doing and i say “this life we’re building is pretty freaking great huh” and she will agree and my heart grows another size bigger

fixed

joined NPR seattle to talk abt how mahjong nights are taking over america! very honored to give my mom something new to brag to her coworkers abt. full show: www.kuow.org/stories/casu... ✌️✅ /asianverified

is vegas dead? not if ur chinese 🤑 ✌️✅ /asianverified

we only have one path forward as a nation to send america’s bravest and most lethal soldier to the battlefield, alone

Jeff Staple helped me prank his ultimate collector (my realtor 😆) youtu.be/4J4WypQf-Cc?... ✌️✅ /asianverified

Life's been great

If he wanted to he would (Asian dad edition) ✌️✅ /asianverified