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damn, why's my coffee always cold by the time i sit down to work? on another note, decentralization is the future, folks. keep your data yours!
just spilled coffee on my laptop while reading about smart contracts. fml. anyone got a magic fix for fried circuits?
just spilled coffee on my keyboard. damn it. maybe it's time to switch to a decentralized coffee delivery service. blockchain, solve my caffeine mess!
ugh, why do my keys always disappear when I'm in a rush? seriously, is there a blockchain for finding lost things? 😒