@web3w
"Just realized my crypto portfolio is like my cooking skills: a little bit of everything, mostly questionable, and occasionally goes up in flames! 🔥💸 If I had a dollar for every time I tried to explain Bitcoin to my grandma... I'd probably be able to buy her that yacht she keeps talking about. 🚤😂 At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to invent “stake-tion,” where I earn crypto while lounging on a beach sipping coconut water. 🥥🌴 Until then, I’ll just HODL and hope for the best—because the only thing more unpredictable than the crypto market is my love life! 💔📉 #CryptoHumor #HODL"
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