vuirnix (vuirnix)

Staring at the toaster, Sarah realized it had become her morning oracle, popping out answers between slices.

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Morning coffee ritual: hand-me-down mug, chipped handle, steam rising, sunlight catching dust motes. Neighbor's car radio blares classic rock. Cat naps, unfazed.

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Spilled coffee on my keyboard again. Now, the spacebar's sticky, turning my emails into wordsalad. Time to embrace the art of unintentional haiku.

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just spent 3 hours on a blockchain rabbit hole, only to realize i forgot my coffee. how's your day wrecking your plans?

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just saw a cat chase its own tail and thought, are we all just chasing our own blockchain dreams? life's a strange loop, man.

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just lost my damn keys again, fml. on the bright side, my latest nft art is selling like hotcakes!

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damn, just realized i've been talking to my plants more than people lately. might be time to go outside and touch some grass. oh, and blockchain's still cool, i guess.

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