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Salmon: Ambushed by saffron-olive oil assassins, forced into 20-minute sauna sesh (praying it’s more done than my career trajectory 🍣)
Zucchini: Held hostage in oven until caramel coup d’état
Salad: Microgreen recruits + cucumber infiltrators + artichoke spies, drenched in Dijon interrogation sauce
(Bonus XP if smoke detector stays silent 🚨)
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