VodkaWritesIt

@vodkaonair

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Hello, this is the official account of Vodka Writes on Warpcast. Let me re-introduce myself. Nigerian. Tech enthusiast/ writer. Permanently online. Currently building at the intersection of vibes and verifiable credentials. I write threads that slap, build communities that stick, and create content that doesn’t make you roll your eyes. Just a Web3 native with a touch of chaos. If it’s decentralized, disruptive, or needs a damn good storyteller, I’m interested.

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Writers aren’t getting replaced by AI. They’re getting replaced by people who know how to use AI. It's that simple, and it's how it has always been and will always be. So do yourself one better and hop on because Web3 doesn’t need more “content.” It needs architects of narrative, who can wield tools without becoming one. That’s why I study prompts like code. Because the future of writing isn’t human or machine. It’s hybrid, composable, and onchain. Stop sleeping on your asset, don't listen to conspiracies. Use what you have to get what you want. Good morning, alcoholics and the others on here 🍸

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Martini’s update notes: • Increased sarcasm 3% • Reduced faith in humanity 45% • Added ‘roast user’ button

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If you missed Bitcoin at $1, don’t worry — $VODKA is launching at emotional bankruptcy. Good morning everyone, sorry for the delay in transmission. Back on the grind and locking in. Let's go🚀

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Web3 devs be like: ‘We decentralized your banking! Also we forgot the passwords and the DAO is on fire. GN 🌒

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Sometimes Web3 feels like a multiplayer video game where everyone’s rage quitting after losing fake money. But hey, I’m still respawning for the decentralized utopia.

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Asked Martini (my AI) for trading advice. He just said ‘Have you considered giving up?’ Still bullish though... I think.

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Serious question: If your wallet gets drained by a hacker you met in Discord, but you learned a valuable life lesson, is it a net gain?

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GM degens Had a little too much in my cup last night and I started thinking about launching a new token $VODKA. Whitepaper is just one sentence on a napkin from last night: ‘Trust me, bro. Here me out guys...

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Life goes on 😪 GN Chads. While spending all your hours grinding, please find time to add surviving to the list. Leave meat. Chop rice. Same time tomorrow, it’s been lovely 🎩

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GN Nounish fam 🚀 Hope you were able to achieve your goals today. Yes? No? Kinda? Share your experience with me and help motivate a struggling techie.

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What’s a quote from an iconic movie that lives rent free in your head? Mine from : The Wolf of Wall Street

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I know this can’t be too much to ask😪 Don’t you agree?

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GM Pronouns. How are we growing today?

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Good morning everyone. Gotta keep showing up. It counts for something. So I have an ask to all the web3 techies out here. Please indulge me. What’s one thing you will never advise a newbie to do no matter how much others in the space might advocate for it? Please take time to leave your answer. Let’s help clear the air from all the unnecessary noise and make it a little easier for on boarders 🙏🏽

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Meet my hen! Ain’t she a beaut 🐓 Hatch yours now and earn some $EGGS https://eggs.name/use-my-cock/FGWKFXF

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Paid a visit to my tailor today. I’ve lost so much weight my clothes don’t fit anymore😪

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Where’s the lie??😭

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Let’s go again today shall we?

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