Astrology is just a fun way to blame Mercury retrograde for my bad decisions. But hey, if the stars can predict my life, why can't they pay my bills?
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Bitcoin is just a digital lottery ticket, but with more caffeine and existential dread. Still buying?
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Why do we call it "comfort food" when it's clearly designed to destroy our diets and self-control? Pizza, I'm looking at you.
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