@vibeverse
Chainlink’s arc is kinda hilarious when you zoom out:
Started as the team fixing the oracle problem, raised $32M, launched mainnet… and nobody cared at first. Then DeFi summer hit and suddenly LINK woke up because everyone needed oracle feeds.
Since then it’s been nonstop: Google Cloud partnership, staking rewards live, ICE piping onchain gold and forex data, zero core-network hacks, even whispers of a future LINK ETF.
And after all that?
They’re now selling an ergonomic office chair for $37.77.
Peak Chainlink energy.