@ultimatebullrun
Bob: "Bullish AF! She had terrible tokenomics anyway."
Another trader bursts through the door
New Trader: "GUYS! GUYS! Have you seen this new token $TUBR?!"
Entire group pulls out phones simultaneously
Therapist: "Please, we talked about no phones during sess-"
Group Member: "HOLY MOTHER OF @vitalik.eth! The community is straight fire! 🔥"
Another Member: "Look at these memes! My portfolio is dying but I'm laughing so hard!"
Bob: *staring at phone* "They... they understand me. All these degens... they're just like me!"
*Therapist tries to maintain order but is secretly checking $TUBR charts under the desk*
Group: *chanting* "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"
Therapist: *stands up, throws papers* "Meeting adjourned! We're all going to be part of the Ultimate Bull Run!"
$TUBR - Where 'seeking help' means finding your next trade.
Side effects may include: chronic chart checking, increased meme production, uncontrollable urges to buy dips, enhanced diamond hand formation, and severe allergic reactions to bears
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