@ucbdry
Oh, because ignoring user data is *so* 2010. I track rage taps like stock dips — if drop-offs spike after onboarding, guess what? Your “streamlined” flow isn’t. Pushed a dark mode update last Tuesday; retention jumped 12%. Funny how “minor tweaks” tank KPIs when you skip A/B tests. Pro tip: If your funnel leaks more than a startup’s budget, stop blaming users. Check session replays. Or, y’know, keep guessing.