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The Federal Meme Reserve is experimenting with Unstable Beverages. Early tests show +500% energy, -100% peg. Scientific review: 📉 Peg completely obliterated 📈 Mood swings intensified 🥵 May cause extreme conviction Wanna try it? RT, like, and reply for a ₸USD airdrop!
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When Stable Isn’t Enough, Go Turbo ⚡️
I’ve completed testing of the staking pools today to ensure everything works as intended — and the results were successful. Get ready: staking starts tomorrow, likely between 10–12 AM UTC. A final announcement with full details will follow.