@tracyroot

I asked my British mate how he takes his tea. He said, “Very seriously.” So I handed him a cup. He stared at it and said, “Where’s the milk?” I added milk. He frowned, “You put the milk in after the tea?” I said, “Does it matter?” He gasped like I’d insulted the Queen. Honestly, I thought he was going to revoke my passport... and I’m not even British.

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