@todemashi
To: HR @humanresources
Subject: Office Infestation
Venerated HR Team,
We’ve identified a growing population of rat-like creatures in the office, primarily near CRT monitors and fax machines. Chewing cables, ignoring rules, possibly filing expense reports.
Please advise on corrective measures before they request annual bonuses.
At your disposal, with utmost reverence.
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