@toadyhawk.eth

back when I was in grade school, I told everyone in my class that my father owned Kmart (I wasn’t trying to lie, but he was a Kmart store manager and I didn’t really understand the dynamic fully as a stupid kid.) But then this one jerk “Timmy” (name kept the same bc fuck that guy) told everyone I must be lying, because if my dad really owned Kmart, I would be rich and I wouldn’t be wearing fake Tommy Hilfiger shirts to school (this is also how I found out the Tommy shirts my mom had bought us were fake lol) Anyway, last I saw Timmy was still living in my podunk hometown, working as a gas station attendant so gg wp I guess

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