@toadyhawk.eth
Base’s hottest new show is: MUST CLANK, SEASON 2.
Hosted by a dude named Jack and two sunburnt bros in visors, this season is pure, summer, madness.
I mean this show has everything:
– Champagne Clankers
– Miami tech dads in lacrosse coach cosplay
– Airdrops with mandatory lice checks
– Cookies from someone’s grandma
– Mormon monogamy, but for token launches
– And that thing where you lose your “Clank Card” testing mini apps and end up with 48 kids onchain
Clank Card loss?
Yeah you know, that thing when you promise to only deploy meaningfully, but then Clanker Summer hits and suddenly you’re doing Vegas shotgun weddings with ERC-20s? Clank Card loss.
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