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Kris Jenner is 69 years old. how and I mean HOW does she look like this?!

what secrets are Kris, Lindsey Lohan, Shania Twain, Demi Moore, Anne Hathaway, Christina Aguilera all sharing (err, gatekeeping)?

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I eat 3 children a week and I don't look anywhere this good, and I'm much younger to boot.

Fun fact: I used to date an Esthetician and one time I made a joke about Steve Bannon’s skin looking like it was made of decaying foreskin remnants and that circumcision in America is a conspiracy to obtain them (I like to riff sometimes, sue me). Her eyes got big and she got that “actually…” look. Then proceeds to tell me that there is a real Esthetics procedure that does skin treatment with a substance made from a particular type of cells that really does come from the foreskins of circumcised babies that hospitals sell to make *checks notes* even more profit by selling unnecessarily mutilated baby bits. 

So maybe “eat the rich” not so bad?