Tinker12

@tinker12

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If you think crypto is stressful, try explaining it to your grandma.

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DCA (Dollar-Cost Averaging) is just a fancy way of saying “I refuse to time the market.” 😂

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯😂

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Web3 sounds exciting, but I still don’t understand it.

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Crypto winter is here, and I forgot my financial jacket. 🥶

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄️🧛

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go. 🎈❄️

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🍎 Healthy habits = happy life! What’s your go-to healthy snack?

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Crypto Twitter is where millionaires and broke traders share the same memes. 🐦

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Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? Because they’re extinct. 🚗🦖

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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. 🐝

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Self-care isn’t selfish. It’s necessary. 🌿 #MindfulMoments

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DAO governance is great, but let’s be honest—who actually votes? 🗳

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The metaverse is cool, but my internet still lags. 🎮

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Crypto is 10% fundamentals, 90% Twitter hype. 🐦🚀

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. 🐄

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Me: "I'll just rest my eyes for a second." Wakes up 3 hours later: 😵😴

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🐤 James Gra-Gra 🐾 Morol: Every pump is a fakeout until proven otherwise. 🚀 Yield farming sounded easy… until I had to Google “impermanent loss.” 😂

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