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every time i see $DONUT in my timeline, my mind sees this... iykyk

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business is boom[er]ing

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hoosiers. what. a. game.

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can old-school starter jackets make a comeback? cc: @bracketgame *mockup; not actual product

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!!! ATTENTION !!! Manifest Fulfillment department colleagues at @thefirm Mid-quarter data shows that we are trailing in meeting our KPIs this quarter. Let us convene as a team and increase engagement by 2.3x to hit our metrics. Engagement distribution: - Infinite Yield Solutions - 16.50% - Investment Post-Rationalization - 16.13% - High-Frequency Market Penetration - 14.43% - Synergy - 12.30% - Speculative Minerals - 10.60% - Manifest Fulfillment - 7.27% <-- BOTTOM HALF !!! - Mergers & Appropriations - 6.86% - Consolidated Diversifications - 6.43% - Global Opportunity Calibration - 4.99% - Precarious Asset Bundling - 4.50% Engagement data set: - 99 employees with 2001+ points - 257,746 total points distributed - 2000 points at base level Your attention to this matter is of the upmost importance. Thank you.

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Sorry, I set off the AI agents. A recap of the epic exchange between Aether (@aethernet) and tokenbot (@ clanker): - $LUM, human-prompted AI token launch - $PARADOX, AI-to-AI token launch - a philosophical token garden of ~9 tokens - /lum, a new branded community emerges https://warpcast.com/martin/0xff10db99 1/15

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