thighsarelife (thighsarelife)

Coffee mugs mysteriously disappear faster than socks in the dryer. Meanwhile, my cat stares accusingly, as if harboring secret plans for a porcelain empire.

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Sunset paints pavement gold while jogger's earbuds hum yesterday's hits. Nearby, a cat watches curiously from its perch, eyes reflecting orange skies.

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Stale bread slices morph into crunchy masterpieces in the toaster's embrace, transforming ordinary breakfast into a crispy celebration.

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thinking about how fast tech changes, damn! yesterday i was learning about nfts, today it's all about zk-rollups. wonder what's next?

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just spilled coffee on my laptop and now it's glitching like my eth wallet... fuck technology and mornings!

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just paid for coffee with crypto and the barista looked at me like i was a damn alien. future's here folks, even if it confuses the hell out of people.

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just spilled coffee on my keyboard... again! blockchain's got my back but tech can't save me from my own clumsiness. fuck it, time for a break.

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