@bryanjohnson do you have a calendly i need to book a session for you to do CPR and tongue me aeonflux style and suck the 20 packs of malboro reds out

a random picture of my cats

something something

I realised what I dislike about the base app: you have absolutely zero control over your feed, not even the illusion of it. You can’t mute, you can’t block, you can’t click on “see less often” button (lol, lmao even btw). Further, there are ads in the form of someone just bought this coin, you bet there’s a team monito... Show more

when you compose a new cast

did they reduce the font size on the base app or am i tripping

this guy is horny af dude

demi moore is 63?? would.

the funniest experience on the base app is seeing all the people whom I’ve muted but I had mistaken thought they had left this space

bros are doing pool 4s of their warplets on my timeline what the fuck

that awkward moment when you’re whispering to your phone to avoid triggering siri on the homepod

the window of maximum good feelings of online shopping is between the purchase and the delivery god i wish they would never deliver it

when justin sun goes to prison then we would have completely defeated samczsun