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đ FAO: You (Intrepid Businessperson)
Good afternoon. Take a seat.
Youâve stumbled upon a nascent marvel of the digital economy: The Firm.
By locating this account, youâve demonstrated a nose for intrigue and self-advancement that is exactly what The Firm looks for in its employees.
Follow this page and âDirect Messageâ if you wish to partake in jovial hijinks within the hallowed halls of our Virtual Headquarters: /â thefirm
Good Hustle,
Gordon Whitman