They drift between the lines, unseen,
A shadow where a nine has been
No post to hold, no net to find,
They score instead within the mind
They drop, they feint, they turn, they weave
A ghost defenders can’t perceive
No number fits, no clear design
Only the mystery: the false nine
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Ten wins. Eight straight clean sheets.
Arsenal beat Slavia Prague 3-0, locked out the Czech side and kept their momentum rolling. Merino brace and Saka penalty sealed the win.
The defence is becoming their biggest weapon as Arteta’s side mounts Champions League push 🔴🛡️
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Vincent Kompany’s Bayern keep rolling.
2–1 over PSG in Paris with Luis Diaz at the double before a red card, and the streak stretches to 16 straight wins in all comps.
From bold hire to brilliant run 🔴⚪️
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Restored faith. Liverpool beat Real Madrid 1-0 at Anfield, Mac Allister the difference.
After the slump, is this Slot and Liverpool’s reboot?
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Fulham breathe again. Haaland keeps scoring. Spurs stumble under Frank.
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Wolverhampton Wanderers part ways with Vítor Pereira.
End of the line at Molineux. Pereira leaves Wolves after a disastrous start, with zero wins in ten.
The club are rebooting before it’s too late.
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Statement performance from Xabi Alonso’s Real Madrid last night.
Mbappe’s brace, Bellingham’s finish, Carreras’ strike secures a 4-0 against Valencia for the league leaders.
The hunt for the title is on
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Liverpool stop the slide. Finally a positive night for the Reds.
Slot’s men pick up a much needed 2-0 win against Villa, show some cohesion, some press, some spark.
Maybe this is the reset they needed
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Statement win for Chelsea in the London Derby.
1-0 at Tottenham, and the Blues show discipline, focus, and edge.
Time to build from this. 🔵
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Arsenal stretch lead at the top of the table. 2-0 win at Turf Moor, clean sheet number seven in a row, and the title race feels theirs.
The lead is seven. Crunch time for the rest.
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Manchester United are back in the top 4 after beating Brighton 4-2.
Amorim said this was their most complete performance yet, and it looked it.
The energy feels different at Old Trafford.
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Arne Slot’s Liverpool tenure is at breaking point.
A 3-2 defeat at Brentford makes it four losses in a row, the worst run in a decade.
The football’s gone blunt, the press disjointed, and the pressure’s building
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Dyche delivers straight away. Forest 2-0 over Porto in the Europa League.
Forest’s first European win in 30 years. Gibbs-White and Igor Jesus from the spot. A reset begins.
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Arsenal and adidas have officially brought back the 1992–94 home shirt as part of their bring back collection.
A throwback to Wright, Adams, Seaman, and that Cup Winners’ Cup era.
Heritage meets modern fit 🔴⚪
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Chelsea 5–1 Ajax.
Three penalties, one red, and youth running the show. Guiu, Caicedo, Estêvão, and Tyrique George all on target.
Maresca’s project is starting to hum. The rebuild suddenly looks real
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