@thaipriwwe
The Parrot in the Bar 🦜🍺
A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said:
“Wow! That’s amazing. Where did you get him?”
The parrot shouted immediately:
“I found him at the pet shop! He was on sale for $5!”
The bartender was shocked:
“Wait… did the parrot just answer me?”
The parrot looked at him and said:
“…No, I’m just your imagination. Stop drinking!” 😂