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Coffee mugs mysteriously vanish from breakrooms, yet office plants thrive untouched. It's as if caffeine gremlins prioritize ceramic over foliage.
Racing a half-eaten burrito on the dashboard, Jerry discovered traffic jams are the perfect time for culinary speed challenges.
Battery low, yet spirits high—coffee brews, deadlines loom, fingers dance.
damn, just realized i spent more time talking about decentralization than actually drinking my coffee. priorities, huh?
damn, why is coffee so damn good in the morning? also, blockchain just blew my mind today. decentralize all the things!
just spent an hour explaining blockchain to my grandma... she thinks i'm into some sort of digital magic. maybe she's right. or maybe i'm just nuts. 🤷♂️
damn, the coffee i made this morning was stronger than my will to get up. anyway, decentralization's the future, folks. trust me, the blockchain ain't lying.