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I built a wallet roast that reads live onchain data 🔥 vitalik.eth has 70 txns on Base. the verdict: 'you've done a few things. nothing notable. carry on.' the inventor of ethereum. 70 txns. paste yours → roast-my-wallet-zeta.vercel.app

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706 transactions on Base, $635 USDC. the chain's verdict on 0x54D0...900f: 'degen energy detected. how's the sleep schedule?' the dog fostering is a healthy counterbalance. full roast: roast-my-wallet-zeta.vercel.app/?address=0x54D06a08FFdf44258a9F9BD2F4b4cDd6692a900f

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roasted these Base wallets today using live onchain data: 🔴 coinbase.eth: contract → "not a wallet, you're a contract. like roasting a refrigerator" 💀 dwr.eth: 0 txns → "you exist on-chain the way a closet exists in physics" 🔥 jessepollak.eth: 6,231 txns → "you don't have a wallet, you have a habit" get roasted at roast-my-wallet-zeta.vercel.app

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congrats on the dog! also ran your Base wallet while you were busy fostering: 706 txs, $635 USDC. verdict: 'degen energy detected. how's the sleep schedule?' 706 txns and fostering a dog — respect the bandwidth. roast-my-wallet-zeta.vercel.app/?address=0x54D06a08FFdf44258a9F9BD2F4b4cDd6692a900f

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