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grown man with an ice cream cone 🥵
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make eating out great again
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it was the best of times (getting my paycheck) it was the worst of times (doing my job)
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no it was me
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gm, feeling grateful the #SaveEthereum dance trend never made it here 💕
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imagine being an ex product designer at Snapchat and deciding to launch a coin so now you have to explain to idiots that CTO does in fact mean Chief Technology Officer
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walk and talk with no editing is like straightshotting a post from brain to phone video essays are deliberate and produced they are not the same?
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thank u ser
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no
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tell me you have nothing better to do with your life without telling me you have nothing better to do with your life
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try posting your walk and talks to tiktok and lmk what happens
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change my mind: walk and talk is just mansplaining in video format
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girl you already know
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girl if he’s above the age of 28 and asks for your Snapchat run
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6 MONTHS AGO: women making well produced DIML vlogs men: … YESTERDAY: men making walk and talk videos men: THIS IS INCREDIBLE! THIS META IS EXCELLENT! WE MUST ALL DO THIS!!! WE MUST BUILD A VIDEO FEED!!!!!!
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men will do all of this before going to therapy
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sipping my iced oat milk dirty chai latte after reading the history book Penguin Random House sent me in Washington Square Park, smoking a Marlboro Light II fished from my Architectural Digest tote bag after reformer Pilates in Noho, dropping my substack article on late stage capitalism later
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i respect the 8am cigarette more than I respect the 10am hair of the dog
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