men will reply “yep” to a thousand posts from their friends before going to therapy

if you have the mandate of heaven why are you working on a dating app

ok I’m gonna be that bitch

showed the video content on crypto twitter to my creator friends

and they all went ???????

no why is he so attractive i didn’t need to see this

funemployed people* are so beautiful in the summer 

*VCs

still can’t believe someone thought this was a good idea, all i can see is the wizard of oz

decentralized matchmaking

who is building this

come for my looks, leave for my personality

building /seedclub | my work here is sensual, disorienting, and periodically fact checked

this is so fucking funny i almost said yes me I’ll sublet !!!!

caitcavell.com / boysclub.vip / if u take me seriously online that’s on u

Looking for someone to sublet our 1BR in East Williamsburg from 11am–7pm on August 6. @caitcavell and I will be at the Teterboro, NJ Texas Roadhouse celebrating our anniversary. Must water the pothos twice. $275, firm. No cooking. Serious inquiries only.

anybody else like to use their friends as stickers in iMessages 

nobody looks goofier than my hgs🩷

JUNE 9 POP CULTURE UPDATE:

1. Doja Cat, J Balvin, and Tems will headline 2025 FIFA World Cup Final halftime show

2. Judge dismisses $400M counter-suit against Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds and their publicist.

3. Aaron Rodgers seen signing a contract with a ring on his ring finger.

serious question: are Asian wordcels better at Tetris? because like

how people see me when i say i work in crypto

ted’s alt

@tedsalt