@ted on Farcaster: "okay HOW? i must know https:/..."

plasticsurgery

7mo

Welcome to /surgery saturday 👨‍⚕️ This is a weekly AMA about /surgery but my speciality is plastics Fire away 📈

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ted

7mo

okay HOW? i must know

ted

guiltypop

7mo

Kris Jenner is 69 years old. how and I mean HOW does she look like this?! what secrets are Kris, Lindsey Lohan, Shania Twain, Demi Moore, Anne Hathaway, Christina Aguilera all sharing (err, gatekeeping)?

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Her plastic surgery this year is actually other worldly. Was talking to my gf abt it this week and they might have beaten aging.

ted

7mo

we need Bryan Johnson to get what Kris Jenner got so it becomes public information

aussonchain

7mo

Yeah, need to stop aging without having to measure nightly bodily function lol

miawintam

7mo

There’s a signal chat somewhere with Kris Jenner, Lindsay Lohan, and Christina Aguilera

it is the same guy

imagine if we saved our money for old age instead of spending it on jpegs and dao tokens in 2021

$250,000 face lifts

posting from draft reply to op: there's a specific surgeon/team who shall not be named. referrals only like the early beauty sandwich (which is now well-known, ty nyt)