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ted
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Kris Jenner is 69 years old. how and I mean HOW does she look like this?! what secrets are Kris, Lindsey Lohan, Shania Twain, Demi Moore, Anne Hathaway, Christina Aguilera all sharing (err, gatekeeping)?
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I knew a guy in LA who used to fly himself to an island off the coast of Mexico for special longevity treatments including all sorts of pseudo legal stem cell and plasma treatments. He always claimed the Kardashians among others were regular attendees at this spa. Who knows though…
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so uh what’s the name of the spa lol
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speaking as a man attracted to women this does not look attractive similar energy
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news flash, women don’t do this for men they do it for themselves she’s 69 and in a long term relationship
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lol sorry that came off more aggressive than intended
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Botox .... Good quality Botox!!
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I swear that’s not just Botox
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chinmay.eth avatar
If not Botox, this is unbelievable!!
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Aaina avatar
everyone on here commenting botox needs a mandatory educational update about how aesthetics work.
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Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩 avatar
No secret —It’s called Botox, fillers and plastic surgery lol
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She’s glowing like she manages two Billionaires lol
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there’s that too lol
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this level of fake is increasingly unattractive tbh
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kevin j avatar
vera wang stem cells
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bertwurst avatar
face lift + neck lipo + so many lasers + deep peels + NAD + a talented injector + personal chef/nutrition + trainer + ability to take time to do skincare/procedures
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tiny avatar
blood from children
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PhiMarHal avatar
I eat 3 children a week and I don't look anywhere this good, and I'm much younger to boot.
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Trejo avatar
Demi Moore has an insanely disciplined diet and fitness regiment. Mad respect for her. Seriously, look it up. I can see why she hasn’t aged
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Aaina avatar
yes. and she also has the same facial plastic as kris, steven levine. 😅
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corpse fat
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ceej avatar
this sent me to outerspace
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Symbiotech avatar
is the earth flat or round?
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As long as you protect your skin from the sun, don't smoke and drink, eat certain foods etc. Having Money for touch ups doesn't hurt
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Saw that brooch and my immediate thought was that maybe Death becomes her is a documentary 😆
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samgslastlife avatar
This seems the most likely tbh
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Staying hydrated 🤝
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