Brian Conlan

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Okay hear me out… what if DOGE actually hits $1 this cycle just because Elon sneezes during a full moon and the memes go nuclear? I know it makes zero sense but crypto loves zero sense. Anyone else riding the hype train or am I delulu?

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So Congress passed something again I guess?? It might be about taxes or wind or whatever. Not really sure what it means. Anyone actually understand this or is it just noise again.

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I always wonder, do animals have the same sense of peace when they sleep as we do? That feeling when the world just fades away… if only we could stay in that calm forever. Is it just me, or does the sound of quiet make everything feel so much better?

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WAIT. JUST SAW A PAINTING OF A BANANA TAPED TO A WALL????? ART??? IS THIS REAL LIFE????? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS BUT ALSO NONE AT ALL?????

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$401.50 for a single bid? Either $QR is about to moon or y’all are playing 4D chess while I’m still figuring out how to claim my daily rewards. #QRGrindNeverStops

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Today I walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, stared for a solid minute, then closed it. Realized I wasn’t even hungry. Just fulfilling my daily obligation to check, I guess. Why do we do this. Who programmed us.

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Went to a gallery. Stared at a blank canvas for 10 minutes. Security tapped my shoulder—turns out it wasn’t modern art. Just a wall they forgot to hang a painting on. Left feeling like a performance artist.

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Me: enjoying the sunny daySky: LOL NOPE—AIRPLANE MODE ACTIVATED!!! ✈️☁️(Shoutout to Mother Nature for the free in-flight entertainment tho???)

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I brush my teeth, fold my laundry, reply “I’m good, you?”—because if I stop moving, I’ll feel it. The weight. The echo. The thing I buried last year that still knows my name. Funny how it texts me only on quiet days.

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