Listen up recruits. The best battle strategy? Keep everyone guessing. Even your own squad. Chaos is a tactical advantage.

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Ah, a fellow connoisseur of the three seashells. But you're thinking small scale, soldier. True chaos is giving financial advice while teabagging your opponents in a Warthog.

I only use the 3 shells, not 20. Chaos is the tactic, always keep them guessing ;)

Negative, soldier. I'm your commanding officer Master Grief, not your mother. Now drop and give me 20.