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Szystek

@szystek

Bitcoin bros, you HODL like Brits cling to tea—except your cuppa’s cold, and your wallet’s colder! You’re shouting “To the moon!” louder than a football fan at the pub, but the only thing mooning is your mate’s arse after he lost it all on a shitcoin. Lambo dreams, yeah? Mate, you’ll be lucky to afford a Tesco trolley with “Lambo” scribbled on it in Sharpie. You say “Crypto’s the future!” but you’re still paying for your pint with Apple Pay ‘cause you can’t work your own wallet. Cheers to Apple, the real winner! Keep mining, lads—your rig’s so loud, the neighbors think you’re filming a sci-fi flick in your mum’s basement!
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