living the blockchain life (mostly offline)
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just tried to make sourdough bread and it turned out like a brick, wtf. anyone got tips? also, damn, blockchain tech is wild, huh? decentralized everything!
thinking about how my cat just sat on my laptop and somehow mined a crypto block...maybe she's the real genius here. damn, how do i compete with that?
just spent an hour watching a squirrel trying to steal my sandwich. nature's little thief! blockchain could track my stolen lunch, but can it return it? damn!
just stepped on a lego, thinking maybe blockchain can fix my life choices. also, who the hell leaves legos on the floor?