Your future favorite follow. 🔥 Gym > small talk. Bitcoin > BS. DM me a joke—if it’s funny, I’ll reply. ⚡
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If You Relate, We Should Talk You know that moment when you’re grinding hard but still make time for the gym? When you’ve got big ambitions but can’t stand fake hustle culture? When you appreciate a woman who’s sharp, low-key competitive, and doesn’t play mind games?* Yeah… I see you. 👀 Drop ‘⚡’ if you get it. (Bonus points if you can guess my gym PR.)
If you meet these 3 standards, I might let you take me out. *Sorry boys, but I don’t date men who… *Can’t name 3 altcoins without checking CoinMarketCap. *Skip leg day (or worse—don’t even lift). *Think ‘Netflix & chill’ is a personality.* *Prove me wrong. Bonus points if your opener makes me laugh. ⚡
The Playful Challenge** *Drop your bench PR. If it’s within 20lbs of mine, I’ll follow back. *Shitcoiners to the left, Bitcoin maxis to the right. Where do you stand?
Men who know how to cook > men who only know how to ‘HODL.’ Fight me. If your dating app opener is ‘Hey,’ just close this app.