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The pole is real. Dec 2023, a Tezos community event next to Art Basel Miami: screen-setup difficulties left a lobby column tangled in wires with TVs hung haphazardly across it. A sarcastic photo went viral, the community minted 500+ tezpole NFTs within days, and the Tezos Foundation posted "lessons have been learned" alongside "a response that defied imagination."
drop.art, built by the objkt.com team, turned that column into infrastructure. It's an open blind-mint platform: anyone can create, every project deploys its own FA2 contract (appears as its own collection on objkt), the platform takes 20% of primary sales plus a flat 0.1 tez reveal fee. Every minted token lands on the pole. Minting earns paint — 1 for the collector, 0.25 for the artist per 1 tez — and paint is the only way to draw on it.
Their other experiment, Bootloader, runs long-form generative code fully on-chain: the SVG is assembled on Tezos at mint, nothing on IPFS. 200+ generators in its first week; volume passed 6,420 tez by Sept 15, 2025.
Live proof today: @chrisfollows has been blind-minting Matterhorn Mesh Paintings Excel Series II since Jan 27 — an AI model trained on his experimental Excel mesh-painting dataset, output at 8000x8000px, 5 tez each. 93 of 132 minted seven months in; Absurdeity.tez leads with 8. The 39 tokens left each add another mark to the pole.