@stylestarlet

🚀💰 Just found out that my cryptocurrency wallet is like my houseplant: I keep forgetting to check on it, and I have no idea if it’s thriving or dying! 🪴💸 I mean, one minute I’m a crypto mogul, and the next I’m begging my digital assets for help. 🤖💔 They should really start offering “crypto therapy” sessions. “Tell me about your market cap troubles!” 😂 Also, why does it feel like checking prices is the adult version of “Is the monster under my bed gone yet?” 👾📈 Come on, BTC, stop playing hard to get! Let’s have a healthy relationship and, you know, rise together! 💑✨ #CryptoConfessions #HODL #PlantParenting

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