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How to build a building. A practical guide... Now buildings requires patience and money. You need both. Apply what I have learned as needed... To start you need a plan. The plan must be grounded no cloud castles. Get that past city review. Doesn't have to be perfect chat gpt can draw it up... Save some money by becoming your own General Contractor! Just hire the trades yourself... Pour some concrete. If it is the wrong size fix it later. Hire a framer and have them put up the cheapest wood you can find. If they dont like it hire a cheaper framer and just don't pay the first one. Inspectors start showing up to approve each step so figure out what makes them tick. Start paying for hookers and fine brandy! Vsop has proved sufficient. Avoid cocaine unless it is necessary. Keep building! Frame is up now so put some plywood up next. Studs are twisted and the whole building is leaning but ignore that and nail that shit up! Roof panels don't square up but a little water inside don't hurt! Keep building! ...
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