If you're in North Carolina, keep an eye out for 321 Coffee at your Costco starting 26 April! (Not an April Fool's joke!)

how I know the kitchen was designed by someone who doesn't cook: a tiny thread, starting with this one. why are there no high cabinets? why do i need decorative shelves where i would keep my spices, sauces, and cups *at the least*?

today in WTF America: a pretty standard blood test I had done in the Netherlands for free will cost me an estimated $376 had I known that I would have to pay for this test out-of-pocket, I don't know if I would've done it

You get a million dollars, but you have to wear a bra for the rest of your life. Get home from work? Still have to wear a bra. Want to shower? Still have to wear a bra. Going in the sauna? Still have to wear a bra. Would you take the money?

I'm writing an article about how I committed voter fraud. Do you want to help me edit it? Let me know and I'll DC/DM you the draft link

thinking about the SAVE act and vOtEr FrAuD and all that and i'm wondering: is it unconstitutional to require people to have IDs? I know in the Netherlands, you're required to have a photo ID on you whenever you're in public (i don't recall whether you're required to bring that ID to vote)

One of these days I'll get the confidence to just tell other women at the gym "you can lift more"

What *is* a romance anime? My husband asked me what my favorite ones have been. Initially, I was thinking it had to be a story in which the romance is essential for the plot (Horimiya, Love is Hard for Otaku, Toradora...). I wouldn't consider Apothecary Diaries romance. But is Edgerunners? My Dress-Up Darling?

If you're a registered voter in the US, your address and voting record are public. Why? "Election integrity"

I know I'm preaching to the choir, but it's wild that I can't make an immediate bank transfer on the weekend

If you used the daycare at ETHDenver, how was it? And did you have the option *not* to bring your kids? Was it a necessity for you?

What are your favorite Blockchain/Crypto 101 resources that are unbiased, published by a person or entity with no financial interest or motive? Someone has asked me for videos or articles that aren't written by companies or people trying to sell something (courses, tokens, CEXes...)

3 1/2 hours until I can check into my hotel. What are y'all doing around Denver right now?

Possible cooking hot take: unless you're making a condiment (e.g. chili oil), smashed garlic cloves can replace minced garlic in a recipe. I've been doing this for all my slow cooked meals and tomato sauces for pasta lately. As someone who enjoys garlic, I love getting the cooked garlic glove

Anyone watching Love Through a Prism? I'd say I'm fairly picky about romance anime, and this one really has me hooked

Amidst all the Bad Bunny commentary, I just realized...I don't know who won the Superbowl. Does anyone? How was the game?

Switching out my keebs before ETHDenver. Hubs got me a new set for Christmas

You'll pretty much only ever see my right tricep this month because I'm left handed

Steam is having a Typing Fest through 9 Feb, i.e. all typing games are on sale. This is meant for keeb enthusiasts 🤤

Question about the lyrics for I'm a Little Teapot. Is it: 1️⃣ When I get all steamed up hear me shout, "Tip me over and pour me out" 2️⃣ When I get all steamed up hear me shout, tip me over, and pour me out

Is anyone watching Oshi No Ko? Because I wanna talk about my boy Aqua

Still 'miring myself from this morning

(weird?) question: are folks not hyped for ETHDenver? I've taken a big step away from being chronically online, but I feel like I haven't heard anything about it. Maybe it's just the market?

If you want to bench 5x a week this month, follow sorinex_benchuary on Instagram for the program Or just bench everyday however you want. I will be following this program

If you're a Crypto Coven holder going to ETHDenver, would you be interested in a witchy brunch or happy hour?

Would it be possible to make a wallet plug-in for an app? Could my Girl Wallet concept instead be a multisig plug-in that works with Signal? Like, rather than build my own chat app with the multisig capabilities? And if so, could someone help me build this?

Why is unloading the dishwasher harder than putting away hand-washed dishes?

Cursor literally told me i can't vibe code Girl Wallet because it's too complex appreciate the honesty

Husband says a MUSCLE MOMMY shirt shouldn't have sleeves. I'm inclined to agree

Wrote the thing! Thanks @links and @shazow.eth for their input 🙏🏻

What films radicialized you?

gm North Carolina is still the only state that doesn't have a budget

been dying to publish an article about why social media isn't social (as a way to re-ignite my drive to build Girl Wallet/Group Wallet). but i'm feeling stuck. anyone want to read and provide feedback? happy to give credit and link you when published!

Ignore my small legs LOOK MY SHORTS HAVE POCKETS

fwiw this is also my situation. I'd rather be on farcaster than anything else right now, but after the holidays, I just haven't felt a need to be online every day. I also started being a full-time stay-at-home mom, so I don't feel the need to keep up with the meta

Also yes! (also missed the pool re: ETHDenver)

Do you buy "bake at home" bread? I'd love to know why I bought bagels thinking they were normal ("ready to eat?") bagels, but they are not, and I can't imagine why anyone would want the extra step of baking bagels in the morning *that they bought at the store*

Is anyone A) going to ETHDenver and B) interested in doing Benchuary (bench 5x per week)? I may want some accountabil-a-buddies for the gym 😁

Because I love creating work for myself right after I've decided to take life easy: ✨What if✨ I launched a paid tier of a newsletter that meant I mailed you a copy of my newsletter? Basically people pay for postage, cost of materials, and round up for my time. Thinking about launching this next year. We'll see how I... Show more

Merry Christmas, Hotties

Today's poem (in lbs, not kg)

seriously thinking about leaving twitter and getting back on Facebook to learn more about how non-crypto folks think about the internet and money. i don't think i'm learning anything on twitter about how to build great products

recommendations for harnesses/leashes? i already know my little one will be a wanderer 😂 but curious about what has worked for other folks

Related probably @jesse.base.eth @oxb

Last weekend was a great baking weekend for me, too! Russian tea cakes and maple thumbprints

The more I think about religion, the more I understand astrology

Not surprised but definitely disappointed to see that Golden by HUNTR/X didn't make it into the NPO Radio 2 top 2000

I'm super behind on this whole thing, but...I do feel that this confirms my feelings about Girl Wallet. For those who want a wallet first, social second, Farcaster will be a great fit. For those who want social first, wallet second, Girl Wallet will be it. You know, whenever I get around to shipping.

Always wanted to be an Auntie Mame kind of aunt. I always thought the rising couches were just the coolest. Also wardrobe and travels

I feel like this little snapshot is basically all you need to know about me

Heard The Breeders twice on the radio/in public places in the past two days. Are they touring? Is it an anniversary of their album? Happy to hear them, but it just seems so random

Day 2 of Deadcember is unexpectedly brutal. Ab rollouts and (banded) pull-ups have destroyed my abs and lats. But I persist

SciFi > non-fiction

Bioshock is "Network State: Aftermath - The Game"

dear US folks: if you use the sauna at the gym, do NOT wear your gym clothes in it your B.O. seeps into the wood and leaves your stank for the rest of us to endure 🤢 rinse off beforehand and use a towel like a civilized person

Was just thinking about the Bioshock Infinite DLC Burial at Sea. I don't think I've ever cried harder or felt more satisfied after playing a video game. What about you? What game made you cry?

The future of memecoins? ("Overvalued" by Mark Stasenko, a short story from Future Tense Fiction)

Listening to "Say It Like You Mean It" by The Starting Line on a Friday night while sewing and just had a very visceral memory of writing and reading fan fic in high school while listening to this album

From "Future Tense Fiction" This is the third short story I've read in from it so far and it's all either haunting or hauntingly close to home

Hot take: don't drink fresh orange juice when oranges are out of season

"deconstructed" dishes are just expensive baby meals

Reddit coming through to help me find this short story that has haunted me for over a decade. Apparently it was still haunting people in 2019 too

seems legit

not going to Devconnect anymore but still looking for people to talk about Apothecary Diaries

Any faithless parents here? I've been thinking about what I'll say when my baby inevitably asks "what is god?" I have thoughts, but I'm curious: how did/do you navigate questions like this?

I want a quick way to verify someone has done a cohort or is part of a community. I've had people contact me with "@shefi season #" in their Twitter profiles, or saying they "missed me" at a @boysclub event, but they seem either not human or really bad at DMs. I guess that would be a POAP of sorts?

i always get confused when Chet Baker pops up on my "Release Radar" Spotify playlist

If someone messages you "Hello", are they automatically a bot? Like...what human employs this strategy?

Back on track to becoming a muscle mommy Also pictured: Mr. Schuyler

Change of plans: I will not be going to Buenos Aires for Devconnect due to family matters (everyone is OK). I still hope to visit BA in the future to research and understand how (and whether) crypto is actually being used. But I still have serious fomo for: 🥜 anything Peanut and @hm are involved with. Y'all should ... Show more

I want the ability to approve/deny transactions entering my wallet, just like I have to approve transactions leaving my wallet

Thinking about Down Syndrome Awareness Month and wanted to share this zombie movie. There's also a documentary about the writers making the movie. I haven't watched either, but I know some of the folks who worked on it, so I'm guessing it's got great effects! m.imdb.com/title/tt5831...

Lost a bit of my pump but I promise you today was 💅🏻🪷✨curls for the girls🪷✨💅🏻

there are two kinds of people in this world (@madisonsommer.eth @coconutrinds these were back-to-back in my timeline. i had to)

Just wanted to share my meal half way through because I really enjoyed it: tofu salad and teriyaki chicken. Both recipes from the Tokyo Cult Recipes cookbook

Is anyone: 1) going to Devconnect and 2) reading Apothecary Diaries? Because I'd love to meet up for coffee or brunch and discuss! I have no one to talk about it with IRL 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

always thought my mom was an early riser and a morning person because she was up, dressed, and fed by the time i woke up. now realizing she was just being a mom and is not, in fact, either of those things.

Bidding on dope casts feels way easier than collecting posts anywhere else. Worth the risk of not winning it

I don't think I became more conservative with age. I still have the same values, but I don't trust the government to do (what I consider to be) its job. Ex: i don't want people to live below the poverty line. I don't accept it as a "necessary evil". I used to think robust welfare programs were the answer to keep peop... Show more

Took a class today to learn how to use a sewing machine! These are just lines on some fabric, but I'm so proud of myself. I don't own a sewing machine, but now I am confident enough to get one 😤🥹

gavocado Here to advocate for a better green drink: the avocado smoothie

please read, comment, and subscribe to my brother's newsletter he's writing mostly for himself, but i think he'd be really tickled if people he didn't know started reading

Zercher squats are boring, but I've got the Halloween spirit going on 💀🧟‍♀️🎃

My favorite Halloween playlist, courtesy of Jim Mello, aka Obs Kenobs on Twitter (but he deleted the account)

updating my Rainbow wallet and had no idea Android was in beta this whole time. congrats, y'all!

Is there a Congress ETF? Or do I have to subscribe to the Unusual Whales Portfolio Access and do the trades myself?

Which crypto company is this?

this was my first time buying a track on Bandcamp. this song for the most recent season of Old Gods of Appalachia is just 🔥💋👌

one thing i can't get over in the US: unripe fruit. i bought pears, peaches, and apples at the farmers market on saturday and they STILL aren't ripe. i understand that people in the US don't buy fruit with the intention of eating it immediately, but this feels ridiculous

You ever listen to an album and think "THIS is my favorite song" but you don't know what other people think? And then you see the band live and they perform THIS song in the encore and everyone sings it? Yeah. Anyway, just saw Rilo Kiley and my high school self is really thriving in this moment

Devconnect is my excuse to go to Buenos Aires. My goal is to see whether crypto is actually being used in the local economy. Does everyone else have this same goal? Some say it's proven to be a real-world use case of a place, while I've also read that no one really uses it.

going down a rabbit hole preparing for the Rilo Kiley concert tonight and...Troop Beverley Hills has a 5.9 on IMDb??? uncultured SWINES can't appreciate good things

Scrolled through the comments trying to find context for this and all I saw was slop. Contentless, directoonless, pointless slop. Twitter is such a mess.

Parent fit: my daily uniform at home - shirt: Costco - joggers: Tailored Athlete (husband's hand-me-downs) - not pictured: nursing bra

Writing about COVID for my baby to read in the future. I told my brother about this journal, and that I want to write about things she might ask about or wonder later in life. He suggested I write about where I was for 9/11 and COVID. This is gonna be a looong entry, but worth it

Not for the parent fit challenge, but wanted to share my stateside Oktoberfest fit 🍻 Shirt: FC Bayern München Shorts: Edelheiss Socks, shoes, and horn jingles: from the trachten shop in Germany (My original fest shirt no longer fits 😬)

I've been seeing more content about The Performative Male. Where are these creatures? How long have they been around? I don't think I ever saw one in the Netherlands, and not here in Raleigh either

just got an email for Advent calendar pre-orders and now i'm wondering what kind i want for my baby (and no, i have NOT forgotten about halloween)

YAAAAAAYYYYY please inspire me!!!!

according to my brother, i'm the conspiracy auntie because of my interest in crypto and privacy. so, fellow conspiracy aunties/uncles: what are good conspiracy gifts for my niece/nephew? roll of tin foil? a "my first prepper" pack?

I've seen this a couple times, but I have no idea what it means or what it's for. Who made this? What is it? Why does it keep showing up in my notifications?

Question for moms who are also Leos: did you cut your hair when you had a baby? I know a lot of moms do...but I can't 🦁

been powering through the Apothecary Diaries light novels. 11 and 12 were SO GOOD, about to start 13! seriously though, the way these characters progress and develop is just 💋👌

Did your style change when you became a parent? I've always been a t-shirt + jeans kind of person, but lately I've been wondering if I should up my style game (i.e. put some effort into it). But also, I don't know what that looks like for me (i.e. balance "looking nice" with feeling like myself and being practical).

you ever look back at a sentence you wrote and think "damn. *I* wrote that? 😏 "

"...focused on blending storytelling and blockchain technology to empower players with ownership and transparency." as a gamer, i've never once thought to myself "gee, i wish there were a studio that empowered me with ownership and transparency." anyone else?

Breastfeeding baddies: what is your go-to travel outfit (ideally for planes)? I'm probably going to go with a button-down flannel, but curious if there's any alpha I should know 👀

Saw a prime example of Chinatown Grandma style this morning: - blue and white flannel-pattern shirt - flannel-pattern umbrella (for shade) - brown knee-length shorts - brown clogs - long socks (not matching) I'm sure this is a perfectly comfortable outfit for walking on a 21C/70F mostly sunny morning

Recommendations for small groups to get breakfast in SF/the bay area that are also kid friendly? Trying to organize a thing 👀🥞🍳

Two points of proof America is uncivilized: - people not returning shopping carts and leaving them to roll wild through parking lots - people not breaking down boxes to be recycled

Doing some research on the Renaissance and this feels more relevant than ever: "I know I talk a lot about trade, but that's because it's so incredibly awesome...mining and drilling at home never obviate the need for trade."

Is anyone from NC State here? I really enjoy WKNC and realize it would be awesome to be able to tip the DJs for their sets...

Got 2 sets of 10 reps @ 30lb for dumbbell incline press (do you write that as 60lb?) Feeling pretty strong. Also hungry

i'll be in the bay area at the beginning of september. any recommendations for co-working spaces around milbrae? also, anyone around to meet up, and/or will there be a farcaster friday?

🚨 POSTPONED 🚨 Parenting kicked my butt this week and I have caught whatever my kid brought home 🥴 i'll let you know when i reschedule the event!

recasting here (i thought it was a general law and policy channel): what do you feel is the purpose of welfare?

what do you feel is the purpose of welfare?

this Sunday! will i see you there? 👀

so i had a dream last week about going to Buenos Aires. The next day I realized that Devconnect is in Buenos Aires in November. And today my MIL told me she wants to visit to hang out with her grand baby in November. i'm taking it all as a sign that i should organize a week-long stay alongside Devconnect! what i’m env... Show more

what's a good word or phrase to describe art? like, the kind of art that stands the test of time?

i need someone to do a Wes Anderson makeup collab. a line of products that match different color palettes from different films. i know eyeshadow isn't really a thing these days, but i miss a beautifully designed makeup package

Lazy outfit for GalaxyCon today 👆🏻🐐👇🏻 - top: Tizz & Tonic - bottoms: M.A.DKollection - socks: my brother - necklace: Diamond*star*halo - backpack: KATETAK

The transcription tool I use capitalized "tinder" and I hate it

Sunday, 10 August at 12:30pm, let's hang out IRL! I'm starting the first US chapter/meetup for CryptoCanal, an organization I worked with in the Netherlands that focuses on promoting financial sovereignty with privacy and security at heart. Bring your families and your hot takes!

Anyone remember when Luma was a community platform? It's a beautiful event organizing tool now, but damn...it was kind of cool for communities

Had a dad ask me where I got my leggings because he wants to get some for his daughter. Talked about being strong. Note to self: make sure my husband knows our kids' clothing sizes

Went out for a beer at high noon in this southern heat...only to sit outside instead of indoors with AC. Can't help it. I like sitting outside. In related news, I think I know where I want to host a meetup

anyone else having trouble with bluetooth microphone settings with GrapheneOS? i thought it was my bluetooth headset, but i just got new earbuds aaaaand the microphone isn't working. i'm pretty sure i've granted permissions. audio works fine. anyone else?

Lolly gagging before my last set of squats

It's hard to make brisket casually. Peach bourbon glazed brisket, corn relish, baked okra, homemade biscuits, braising liquid. Also butter.

Quick workout of squats, overhead press, and bench yesterday because I don't work out on weekends. Happy for you if you do tho

What is something unexpectedly easy about parenthood for you? For me, it's recognizing my baby's cry. People always said you know your own child's cry, but I didn't realize just how *different* it sounds!

I’m finally bringing ✨Girl Wallet✨ to life, thanks to @fwb! Are you planning group dinners in DMs (looking at you @ted and @winny)? Are you still waiting for someone to Venmo you for their share of the brunch? Girl Wallet is the better place for planning and paying for things with friends. It works like this: 💬 Cre... Show more

Do you know anyone who 3D prints mech keyboards for babies? I don't need something functional. Just something that goes clickity-clack for my baby

might be a silly question, but are there any wallets (multisig preferred) that i can use to pay via NFC on my phone?

The ability to contribute to farm power is seeeeeaammmless Let's farm together faster! 🚜💨

how would you explain the difference between "informative" and "educational" (if there is one)?

this feels...deceptive

Not me looking up a payment processor on Crunchbase to confirm it's a real company in case people be sending me malware links In other news why is it so hard to trust anyone on the internet

Satanic-burlesque-performer-turned-mom-doing-chores uniform 🤘🏻😈🧹 - top: The Baphomettes tank - Baphomet shorts: gift - socks: HappySocks

is the concept of "cringe" something only humans should/could understand? or does AI need to get it? because i'm not really sure if i want to (or can) explain it to the machine

Forever working towards my muscle mommy goals

Here for the challenge (the purple is in the ears, not the dark circles under my eyes) Headset: Razer Shirt: Costco

Got my WFH mom uniform on ✨ - t-shirt: @shefi - joggers: Tailored Athlete (originally my husband's) - socks: HappySocks

25 March 2024: 52.5kg was 83% of my bench 1RM <moved back to the US and gave birth> 14 June 2025: 75lbs (34kg) felt challenging 😫 So excited to be back at the gym

The feminine urge to lift heavier 💅🏻 (But this is my first time at the gym 5 months post partum)

Latest obsession: snow pea tips or pea shoot tips or whatever. They're always in a bin at the Asian grocery

The tech at the eye doctor told me I look 20 😏 In retrospect, not sure if that's some sort of optometrist humor