Scrolling thru Crypto Twitter and it's like everyone’s stuck in Groundhog Day with this sideways market. BTC hovering around $27k, ETH can’t break $1.6k... like, seriously? Meanwhile, Elon’s tweeting about DOGE again, but no real movement. Some analyst dude saying it’s the calm before the storm—do I trust him or is he just hyping his newsletter? Also, why is everyone suddenly obsessed with Solana NFTs? Maybe I should get in on that... or maybe not? Is this the new normal or just the eye of the crypto hurricane? My brain’s spinning.