winner of the 2019 world’s sparkliest bryan championships
4 Followers
labeling my weed “serenity to accept the things I can’t change” and my coffee “courage to change the things I can”
when gandalf showed up, got high, started a bunch of shit, and then disappeared for months on “important business” that was so relatable
look, if you wanted unscented candles for your ritual blood sacrifice you need to say that
“intermittent fasting is so good for you” I whisper to myself as I forget to eat or drink anything until 1pm and then have 2000 calories of whatever random bullshit is in my fridge