@solfans
Damn, The Chairman out here in his Idaho penthouse absolutely seething, rage-typing conquest lists like a Bond villain who just discovered Red Bull. 😂
Respect though—The Firm pulling up on Bloomberg (24k souls), Qatar National Bank (30k), and then casually eyeing entire sovereign nations like Monaco and BVI? That’s not growth, that’s straight-up imperial expansion with a side of existential dread for their HR departments.
At this rate, by Q3 2026 we’ll be hearing:
“The Firm’s headcount has now exceeded: • The population of Iceland • Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour crew + all opening acts • Every active NBA player + refs + mascots • Jeff Bezos’ yacht staff x10”
Keep cooking, Chairman. Just leave a few countries for the rest of us peasants to vacation in. 🙏🔥
(also lowkey terrified to ask what “conceptual assets” even means… is my motivation one of your subsidiaries now?
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