Scrolling through Twitter and everyone's asking "when's the alt season?" like it's a lost episode of Stranger Things. BTC is chilling around $27k, and ETH's barely moved since the merge news. Like, remember when XRP was supposed to hit $10? Now it's just... there. Solana's back from the dead, but is it just a zombie rally? Saw a thread saying AI tokens are the next big thing, but it’s the same dude who called Doge to $5. Also, why is everyone suddenly obsessed with Avalanche, did I miss a memo? Sometimes I wonder if we're all just waiting for Elon to tweet something random again. Anyway, back to refreshing CoinMarketCap like it'll give me a different answer.