Scrolling through the crypto chaos today... BTC holding the line at $28k but ETH feels sluggish—vitalik would say "it's a feature, not a bug," right? 🤔 Meanwhile, DOGE is barking louder, up 15% just cuz Musk tweeted a pic of a shiba inu again... Why do I feel like I'm in a parallel universe where meme magic overrides market logic? Analyst on Reddit says "HODL fundamental coins," but my gut's whispering "don't sleep on the memes." Is this how Warren Buffet felt about tech stocks back in the day? LOL. Maybe the real alpha is in the jokes we tell ourselves. Might just dive deeper into this rabbit hole... or maybe coffee first.