@smokingfrog.eth
bro……. they tried to give me a bedpan 🙅🏼 I pretended to try and then handed it back like ☹️
So then I’m fighting for my life with this anesthesia because I wanna use an actual restroom, I’m swaying in circles, I was cooked
I swayed like a drugged animal for 5mins before my motor skills started coming back
Bless their hearts, then the nurses got me up and to the door of the bathroom after about 10mins back on earth
After relieving myself from the whole bag of saline they gave me before the surgery, in typical trippin balls fashion, I looked at myself in the mirror and thought something along the lines of “damn wow wtf” 💀 lmfao
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